You don't have a dating problem. You have a pattern problem. Mia decodes yours in 2 minutes — no therapist copay required.
You're not broken. You're just running the same program on repeat.
You keep choosing the same person wearing a different outfit. New name, same emotional rollercoaster. It's not bad luck — it's a pattern.
Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, repeat. You're paying for three apps and getting zero clarity. The problem isn't the platform — it's what you can't see about yourself.
You tell your friends you're "taking a break from dating" but you're actually just confused about why it never works. You deserve answers, not another break.
Two minutes. Five dimensions. One map that finally explains your dating life.
12 research-backed questions. Multiple choice. No essays. Mia keeps it fun.
Discover which of the 5 profiles you are: Romantic Realist, Chaos Chaser, Boundary Builder, Ghost Writer, or Pattern Repeater.
A visual breakdown of your 5 clarity dimensions with scores, blind spots, and Mia's honest insights.
Get actionable steps tailored to YOUR patterns. No generic advice. Just clarity.
Your AI clarity guide. Part therapist, part best friend, part lie detector.
Mia doesn't judge your choices — she decodes them. Using behavioral science, attachment theory, and a healthy dose of Southern honesty, she maps the patterns you can't see because you're too busy living them.
She's not here to tell you what to do. She's here to show you what you've been doing — so you can finally decide if you want to keep doing it.
Your pet has been watching you date. They have opinions.
Upload a photo of your pet and answer a few questions about their personality. Mia will channel their energy to deliver a brutally honest dating verdict — powered by real AI emotion-recognition research.
It's science. It's psychology. It's your pet's inner monologue — decoded.
Real reactions from real pattern-breakers.
"I've been in therapy for 3 years and Mia told me in 2 minutes what it took my therapist 6 months to say. Brutal? Yes. Accurate? Painfully."
"I was on 4 dating apps spending $60/month. This $17 clarity map saved me more money AND sanity than all of them combined."
"My cat's Pet Oracle reading said I 'love bomb strangers and ghost people who actually care.' I feel personally attacked but also... correct."
Every tier starts with the free quiz. Then you decide how deep you want to go.
Your Pattern Profile revealed.
The full pattern breakdown.
The full identity deep-dive.
Know someone who keeps dating the same person in a different font? Give them the gift of clarity. They'll get a personalized link to take the quiz and unlock their full Clarity Map — on you.
Includes full Clarity Map + Mia's personalized insights
🎁 Gift a Clarity MapYes. Swiped Out's clarity engine is built on peer-reviewed research in attachment theory, behavioral psychology, and relationship science. Check our Science page for every study we reference.
About 2 minutes. 12 questions, all multiple choice. Mia keeps it moving — no essay questions, no awkward pauses.
$7 Quiz Results gives you your Pattern Profile name and basic scores. $17 Clarity Map adds the full deep dive with blind spots, personalized insights, and actionable steps. $47 Soul Side is the whole identity blueprint — boundary scripts, 30-day action plan, and a Pet Oracle reading.
The quiz itself is 100% free. You'll see your Pattern Profile name at the end. To unlock the full breakdown, scores, and Mia's insights, you choose the tier that fits.
Upload a photo of your pet and answer a few fun questions. Mia channels their energy to deliver a brutally honest dating verdict — based on real animal behavior AI research. It's included with Soul Side or available as a standalone feature.
Absolutely. The "Gift a Clarity Map" option lets you buy a personalized link for a friend. They take the quiz, unlock their Clarity Map, and get Mia's insights — all on your dime. It's $17 and it's the best "I told you so" gift in existence.